Day 17 of the 31 Day Sex Geek Challenge is all about Pick Up Lines and I wanted to share with you some I’ve received and my favorites of the ones I’ve come across over the years.
The Worst Pick Up Lines
Before we get into my favorite’s lets go over some of the ones I think are just the worst.
What’s your sign?
I have studied astrology and unless you’re ready to whip out the natal charts and do a full discussion about sextiles, keep walking.
Do you come here often?
I don’t really ever know how to make a cute response to this. If its yes, then why haven’t you seen me here before? If its no, then what? I think it opens up for the pick up “artist” to babble about themselves in a way that is awkward.
Any pick up line that is forceful or aggressive.
If you have demand something or force physical contact for your pick up line, its a NO. Its water tossed at you, smack int he face, storming out, calling the cops, or fearfully looking for a friend or bouncer – NO. Its not cute. Its not a way to get a date. Its rapey and gross and just don’t do it.
I hate that I have to put that one in here but even something that you might thing is very non-forceful can be read otherwise.
“Excuse me… Do you have a pen? [She says yes.] Good, write down my number.” – this is a demand, of a stranger, not cute.
“See that door? Let’s go out.” – how do you even respond to this GTFO pick up line? Are you asking me out or telling me to leave? Are you a spy here fromt he future to protect me from robots? Whats the deal?
My Favorite Pick Up Lines
I love a good pun and most pick up lines are based on puns or plays on words. If you can make me giggle, you have a good chance I’ll chat with you.
Can I tie your shoes? I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
Oh, you’re from Tennessee? [No.] Well, you’re definitely the only TEN-I-SEE.
(pick up a sugar packet off the floor) Uh, Miss? I see you dropped your name tag.
You: “Excuse me, you dropped something” Her: “What?” You: “My jaw.”
The Best Pick Up Line Ever Laid On Me?
Mr. Faust and I had just met after chatting online briefly. I had to leave and he pulled me aside and asked
Do you have a boyfriend?
I answered no.
You want one?
He had a twinkle in his blue eyes and I was in so much trouble in the very best way. I’ve been crushing on him hard ever since.
Some of you might not think this is a pick up line, its just a question. Its all about how you lay it down. It was snarky and charming and funny and made me smile. It also got us to dating.