The French Kiss is by far the prettiest toy I own! I love using it on myself since the nubs and curve feel fantastic on my g-spot.
However, as someone with carpal tunnel, the size, and shape of the handle (for lack of a better word for the curved tail) cause wrist pain.
Also not the best toy for beginners or couples to use on each other – glass doesn’t flex, obviously, and my husband had some issues jabbing me when he tried to use it on me. I really like this toy, but it does take some skill to use.
So Pretty! Yummy Feeling nobs and grooves. A perfect curve for g-spot stimulation.
Size is not ergonomic if you have carpal tunnel. Rigidity might not be best for all users
Glass toys are wonderful for so many different reasons – beautiful works of sensual art, easy to clean and hypoallergenic, can be used with various lubes, and so on. You can also use them for temperature play (not my kink so I can’t give much info on this particular use).
I bought the French Kiss because it was just too pretty to pass up and the first glass dildo I’ve discovered that looks like a tentacle (a fetish of mine). The nubs, grooves, shape, and size lend itself to wonderful ways to stimulate my g-spot. But I would keep it to that and solo play (use caution and communication when thrusting glass dildos to prevent bruising) and vaginal play (I just cannot imagine using this one anally, but perhaps those more adventurous than myself might enjoy it).
Material / Texture
Mmm, French Kissing never felt so good. I love love love the nubs, bumps, and grooves on this toy. At first, I was a little intimidated – worried it would be rough going in considering how rigid glass dildos are. Not at all – especially if you’re really wet or using lube. Even though it has texture and it’s all so smooth, it slides in easily. The nubs feel wonderful on my clit and g-spot. As stimulating as it is pretty.
If I could, i’d set this toy in a glass display case, its just that pretty!
Design / Shape / Size
I know I repeat it in this review, but this is the prettiest dildo I’ve ever seen. It’s not just that it looks like a tentacle (though that is a turn on for me) but the light pink color, the symmetry of the nubs and lines, and its curves are all gorgeous!
If I changed anything, it would be to make the looping tail/handle a little larger and more angled to make it easier to hold when using solo and better for grinding against.
Fantastic for g-spot stimulation without much girth. If you’re tight or not into stretching, this is an excellent toy for penetration and stimulation. I’ve had dildos this slim before that did nothing for me when it comes to my g-spot, but this one was lovely.
As with any glass dildo, be careful when thrusting to prevent bruising.
Care and Maintenance
Glass is such a fantastic material for sex toys. Easy to clean, even with the grooves and nubs – you can use a toy cleaner, soap and water, or toss it in the dishwasher. Compatible with any lube you like best.
The French Kiss came in a lovely red velvet bag. While I think the red clashes with the pink dildo (black or pink would have been better) I love that it adds to the luxurious feel of this beautiful dildo. It’s so pretty; it does deserve a case all its own.
I bought the French Kiss because it looked like the prettiest tentacle I’d ever seen – it was sort of an award for writing for my first tentacle sex erotica short story.
While I’m not new to glass dildos, this is the first I’ve used that has any sort of texture or curvature. I loved the way the nubs feel on my g-spot and clit as well as the way it curves to stroke my g-spot perfectly.
I was using it to surprise my husband when he came to bed. We have a D/s relationship so, while it was a pleasant surprise for him, he decided to punish me a little for playing without him.
After my orgasm, he didn’t allow me to stop masturbating with the French Kiss. It wasn’t until I achieved three more orgasms that I was allowed to put it aside. This was when I realized how non-ergonomic the dildo is. I have the beginnings of carpal tunnel and oh gods my wrist hurt that night and the next day. Hubs and I will not be doing forced masturbation again anytime soon, but I will definitely be using the French Kiss again and again…my poor wrists.
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